The Brazil Butt Lift Workout
So loving DirectTV as much as I do, I happened to come across an entire 1/2 hour TV program dedicated to selling me on one of those home workouts called the Brazil Butt Lift Workout. I watched this workout and was intriqued because the workout coach, Leandro, promised me that if I do the workouts, my body is going to change. A promise is just what I was looking for! But 4 payments of $19.99 plus S&H was not worth a DVD... I have been down this road before, it was called Billy Blank's Tae Bo and it cost me $129 plus shipping and I did one workout before retiring the VHS tapes to the storage shelf forever, never to enter theVCR again.
A month later my husband tells me he has DVR'd an exercise program for me. When he started it I recognized Leandro and told him that this was not a program to watch now but an informercial to buy a program to do at home. I figured he would see that this was not what he thought it was and turn it off. But then he saw all the hot girls exercising in their little hot pants and sports bras while Leandro is touching their booties. It was like 'Skin'emax so he watched the entire infomercial and then continued to tell me that I should get it. I laughed at him but a few days later he brought it up again. Sure dear, I can read between the lines... I have a fat ass and you would like me to do something about it. Got it. So I bought the DVD program on Amazon, which by the way is more expensive than buying it directly on the website now, and 2 days later I was ready to cash in on Leandro's promise that my body was going to change.
Realizing that Leandro is Fucking Nuts
The Brazil Butt Lift regime is broken into 5 different workouts. Bum Bum, Cardio Axe, High and Tight, Tummy Tuck, and Sculpt.
The Bum Bum is Leandro's "signature workout". Supposedly he offers an exercise class in NY City just doing this workout. The best way to describe this workout is to do 30 minutes of squats, front lunges, back lunges, and side lunges. Not only are you consistently stressing your butt muscles but you are doing it very quickly and in many cases doing it on one foot, building core strength and increasing balance and coordination - eventually. Ten minutes into this workout I realized that Leandro was flipping crazy. I had to stop every 2-3 minutes to ease the burning in my quadriceps (front of your thigh) and my lower back. I am looking at these hot skinny bitches doing this workout without breaking a sweat and smiling the whole time. If you have experienced this as well, I advise you to look closer. There is a reason Leandro is the ring leader, he can't actually do the workout and talk you through it at the same time. He just walks around the girls telling them they are doing it correctly and I am certain it is because he can't do it. You will also notice there are cuts along the way. These skinny bitches are getting a break! I am 4 weeks into the workout now and I have to say I still can't get through the Bum Bum without at least 2 breaks. And when I am doing it, nobody is allowed to look because I resemble a seal trying to gracefully walk on land, throwing my weight around, rolls jiggling, and sweat a-plenty. This is not a pretty workout to watch. 
The High and Tight workout is 35 minutes of targeted strength training. Using ankle weights and a resistance band, you will work at least 3 angles each on your lower butt, upper butt, inner thigh, outer thigh, and of course strengthen your core. This workout is actually doable without a break however it is another one that isn't pretty to watch. Again, Leandro doesn't actually DO the workout, he just supervises and directs. Don't be fooled, just because you can do it without taking a break, this workout will burn! The hardest move is the suspended clam where you lay on your side with your thighs one of top of the other on the ground but your feet and heels slightly off the ground. From this position, you open your knees while keeping your feet together and raise your upper knee to point up to the ceiling. The picture to the right is the non-suspended clam, if she were to have her legs from the knees to her ankle off the ground, she would be doing the suspended clam. At first these are doable, but after your do them for 1 minute straight, I have been known to scream out loud...
Tummy Tuck is exactly what you would think it is, a 20 minute workout targeted to your abs. I can't say much about this workout because I have not been able to finish it yet. I have seen it finished many times, but I haven't been able to "finish" it myself. I haven't been heavy my whole life but I can't for the life of me remember a time when I would have been able to do these exercises. I think the height of the workout where I yell obscenities at Leandro is when you lay on your back, lift your hips off the ground with your legs straight and feet in the air, and rotate your hips for 20 seconds. Are you flipping kidding me? I will NEVER be able to do that. I even had a hard time finding a picture of it because NOBODY CAN DO IT. I think it is camera trickery that the girls on the workout video can actually do it. Luckily, the workout schedule only calls for this workout once a week. 
Cardio Axe is a 30 minute cardio workout that is best compared to Latino dancing. It is a great workout after the first 2-3 times. The first time I tried this video I spent half the time staring at the screen with my eyebrow up saying "what the hell is he doing?" This one is sure to get your heart pumping but after 3 weeks I have to say that I sigh in relief when I see that Cardio Axe is on my workout schedule for today. Why you might ask? Because I finally KNOW IT! Once you know the moves, it actually becomes kind of fun, until there is 5 minutes left and you are like "really? do it again? Why!??? oh, I know, because Leandro is flippin nuts!"
The Regime - Commit or Don't Waste Your Time
So Leandro doesn't just give you the DVD's and let you at it. There is a 4 week workout schedule depending on your body type: Flat, too big, pear shaped, or classic. Once you choose your body type, it tells you which workout to do every day, and it is at least one workout a day except for Sundays. This workout regime is not forgiving, if you don't follow it, you won't see results.
I have many problems in this region so I am on an 8 week plan. First four weeks I am following the "too big" plan. Hopefully I will lose some not so wanted inches and then I will start 4 weeks of the "pear shaped" plan. Part of the too big plan is weight and fat loss so there is lots of Cardio Axe. You will work very hard on this regime but I am pretty sure you will see results. In the 4 weeks I have been following the regime I have lost an inch on my waist, hips, thighs and a half inch in my arms. I have seen a greater result in one place, my chest of course, which is shrinking at a rapid pace... damn Leandro. In 3 weeks I have only gone one day without doing my assigned workout, and I felt terribly guilty about it.
So if you are looking to lose some inches below the waist, definitely try the Brazil Butt Lift workout which is cheaper at BeachBody.com than it is on Amazon.com. If you are looking for a workout buddy, I can be your buddy! Also, after a short time with the workout regime, I can tell you Leandro is flipping nuts but his voice is very sexy so he gives you a good reason to keep working!
